hes jumping
God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit
whenever I vote in a poll and choose the most popular option I am a champion and when I pick the least popular option I am part of the revolutionary underdog class fighting against the posers
staff: we have an update!
all of tumblr:
staff: you can now make polls!
all of tumblr:
the fact that these gifs are both tiny on dashboard because something got broken in the update just makes this a thousand times funnier
Blocking and reporting every single pornbot that follows me
Ok but now I want to know more about Vivienne Baguette the German robot
I wish I could tell you! Her blog was empty. As mysterious as she was beautiful, she slipped through my fingers like rain when I blocked and reported it for spam
*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*
I'm gonna roll your head if you keep asking questions you fuckin square
okay what the fuck
There is so much beauty in the world.
me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]
me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!
me: whoa….id better be more careful!
gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]
Anonymous asked:
peep the horror
normal-horoscopes answered:
Ok one sec
Yeah the rot will consume us all